He held the party, however, in Meatpacking District at this awful bar called the Gas Lite that did not allow patrons to enter if wearing shorts after 10:30pm.
I arrived at 10:35.
I was unable to enter.
It was the most ridiculous rule I've ever heard because people who entered the bar wearing shorts BEFORE 10:30 were allowed to remain the bar...I was mad. And sweaty.
As I sat outside on the edge of a large streetside flower pot, I waited for my friends to arrive and watched, sadly, as they each were allowed to enter. The bouncer-black pitied me none.
But THEN a man and his girlfriend went up to the entrance and the man was CLEARLY wearing shorts and the bouncer let him in. The man was black. I ran up and cried racism.
They just looked at me funny.
I was so (egg)furious.
Sure I could have bribed the guy...but why would I want to enrich someone who is a total jackass? Instead I cursed the man silently and prayed for the sweet baby Jesus to bestow a pigflu upon him.
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Happily PWu and Zameer met up and we went to G-Lounge, where exposed calves are not an issue.
Smersh and Semmes were also in town and after attending the pantsparty met up with us as well.
We see them again next week in New Orleans! Yay!
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