eggggsdfjsldkj: Willis's 30th Birthday

For Willis's 30th Birthday we headed down to Atlantic City.

The festivities took place at The Borgata Hotel and Casino starting with a delicious dinner in the private dining room at Sea Blue.

Not sure what the deal with the menus was. Apparently some intern got lazy...

But we got a kick out of how it listed four different sections of first courses and said, "Happy Birthday 'Willis'".

I had a tuna tartare with a raw quail egg which I smartly scraped off because eating raw tuna in Atlantic City is already questionable enough...in the end the raw egg is probably what gave DK2 food poisoning later in the evening...

Megoon's scrimps came with a little thing of tabasco.

What a lovely family.

The best course was by far the lobster bisque it arrived with the lobster chunks and quacamole and other stuff.

And then they poured the bisque-y-ness on top of it.

Ohhhhh I would go all the way back just for this bisque.

And then I had the chicken.

And "Willis" got a special cake that made all our mouths black.

We reapplied makeup...

And then it was off to the club.

At the club some Snooki clone accosted me and kept calling me Jackie Chan and making me karate chop her friend.

They played lots of fun poppy hits.

And I taught the Kaminskis some fun Asian poses.

Also DK2 and I tried to come up with a good DK hand symbol.

He disguises his misery well. He had 2nd degree food poisoning and may or may not have just vomited in the bathroom.

Yuck.

Oh my there is much trash to be seen in the Jerz.

I made the MellyKam and MeggyKam get up on the box to bring a little class and hotness to the place.

They could not get enough of the Asian poses.

After dancing we stumbled our way back into the casino...

Here are some lovely shots of me and Willis and DK2 posing proudly with hard-earned hundred dollar bills that were no longer in our possession less than a minute later.