Fashion Show!

So I thought brunch attack was going to be my big event of the day Thursday, but Naia texted me that she had a plus one for the GenArt Fashion Show and being a professional starf*cker that loves anything with a red carpet I said where when how yes kthxbi....



There were lots of models on display, and the theme was something about Plastics Making Everything Possible. Which is true. Plastic IS wonderful. From boobs. To chin implants. To those wonderful little rings that both hold my soda cans together and asphyxiate otters in the forest.



The show was hosted by Kaley Cuoco who is some kind of C-list tv actress.



First phase was ok.






The girls were wearing weird little head adornments. Whatevs.





2nd phase of the show the girls all had crimped hair and looked FIERCE.






Then there was a mens phase which featured a mix of weird looking and good looking guys.





And things got strange when girls emerged with their hair tied around their faces like creepy moustaches and they all had scary eye makeup on and nipple accessories.




Naia rikey.



AND THEN a male ballerina came out and did some silly twirls.



Hirarious.



Anyway yeah, that was it.





Fun fun fashion show. Thanks Narni!



Afterparty was sweet too. Lots of girls from Top Model were around. Gorgeous people everywhere.




And Anoop and Megan Joy from American Idol!

Brunch Attack!

Wes and I came up with this brilliant idea to do a brunch crawl across a bunch of big LA celeb brunchspots to maximize the probability of a celebrity encounter.

We started at The Ivy, where we spotted Simon Cowell last time.



Had some Bloody Marys and a Pimm's Cup...



And shared the most wonderful lobster ravioli I've ever tasted.



No celebs though. FAIL.

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Second stop was Hugo's West Hollywood. (Previous sightings include Anderson Cooper, Fabio, and Balthazar Getty.)



Shared a delicious-but-chewy Hangar Steak Sandwich.




Once again...no celebs. FAIL.

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Finally we headed to the Chateau Marmont where there's always a celeb or two in residence.



Walking in I may have seen Monique. Or Mercedes from Glee.

And there was a woman who looked like Sarah Ferguson the Duchess of York.

And a woman who might have been Madonna's mom...

Hmmmm.....we were desperate.

And we had two giant glasses of champagne...



And split a banana split.



And then the little waiter guy came over and put a "reserved" sign on the table across from us.

We just knew someone good would be coming.

But all we got was this old-but-hot-looking guy who definitely looked familiar but we could not place him with his British accent and all. He was doing some kind of interview or something it seemed though, so he had to be a celeb. Had to.

It wasn't until I woke up this morning that I realized instantly who it was.

Guy Pearce!



He looks old now y'all!

Farshid + Natasha = Fartasha

Felly and I woke up early Saturday morning to go to Farshid and Natasha's Engagement party in Pittsburgh.

We arrived at the airport early. Downed a few dranks.



And were on our way.



I got this book for AC, but since I haven't seen him in 22 weeks I decided to read it myself.



The Four Hour Workweek.

It's a really great book. If you hate your job though, beware, it will convince you to quit.

I love it because it reaffirms most of the decisions I've made in my life these past few years.

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Anyway.

We arrived in Pittsburgh and got the very last rental car.





From there it was about an hour drive to our hotel.





Starving. We stopped at Isaac's Ale House.





Then got to our hotel and changed for the party.




We rode over to Natasha's house with Farshid. And when we arrived, and he jumped out of the car, flashbulbs went crazy. The paparazzi were out in full force. He loved it.




There was a ton of amazing food prepared.




And lots of non-alcs.



Curry buffet plus no drinking makes Kathryn feel SEXY.



After some appetizers, Natasha made her grand entrance.




And took her spot on the throne next to Poopshid.



Parents gave speeches.



We all posed for photo ops.




And we had a dinner buffet.



After dinner, Natasha's sister, who is a dead-ringer for Vanessa Hudgens, performed a couple songs, including an acoustic piano version of Chris Brown's Forever. It was beauuuutiful.





More speeches...



Some funny team games...




And yay, they are officially engaged.




Afterwards we retreated to our hotel.



And were joined by all the young people.




Natasha showed off her ring. Isn't it pretty?



I kid. I kid.

It really is quite pretty.



Congrats Fartasha!